Cash Advance Crew - Faxless Cash Advance

Faxless Cash Advance Loan Advice From The Crew.

Right, so, we had a fax machine once. We found it in the alley behind the Radio Shack over on Ventura and 9th. You know that place? Joe there always hooks us up with an extra battery even if the Battery Club Card says you get one battery a month and that's it. He's like that. Those crappy ass batteries they hand out, though, only last about an hour in our boombox, which is always playing that really great Korn song "Word Up" that's used on that Las Vegas program that Joe sells those bootleg DVDs from. If you know the Cash Advance Crew, you know how much we like to smash up office equipment and that fax machine was no exception. We didn't even think you'd need one to get a cash advance, but it turns out you do with some companies. We've got one thing to say about that.

If you don't issue faxless cash advance loans, you ain't sh!t to us, yo.

This is a stance we here at the Crew are proud to call our own - we don't think you should have to buy some heavy piece of equipment to get some money in your checking account, so we are saying that if you don't offer a no fax cash advance option to your customers, you're lower than low. You're like that snake that Ralphie hit with his moped, all flat on the pavement, getting baked by the sun. The sun, now that's the faxless cash advance industry. The people who want their customers to get the money. The people who want to see their customers happy. The people we want to support! If you ain't gonna let your customers get a faxless cash advance loan set up, then we hope you burn down.

And let me tell you, we've got enough arson arrests between the dozen of us to make sure that you will issue faxless cash advance loans to your customers soon enough.