Cash Advance Crew - Payday Advance Loan

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Qualifying for a payday advance loan - the five things you need

Get in freaking line, baby. The demand for payday advance loans has increased by approximately 89 percent in the past year, according to an inexact, non-existent poll conducted by members of the Crew. Who cares about the numbers, anyways. All we knows is that you consumers are flat out begging for a payday advance loan these days, the Crew has to be selective about who gets them.

Why do we discriminate? Because as a privately owned and operated company, we reserve the right to do that. And because we only have a limited amount of time to devote to helping you. Our payday advance work, while lucrative, cuts into our enjoyable video game and skateboarding time. And you remember that old saying, right? All work and no skateboarding makes the Crew hella lame. Ring a bell?

Without further delay, here are the five things you need in order to qualify for a payday advance loan from our group.

A job. Gotta have it. It's a cash advance against your next paycheck. Get it?
A cool skateboard. If you aren't our type, or at the very least willing to kiss major ass, you can forget about it.
A bank account. The Crew doesn't peel off $100 bills, B. You need a back account with which your payday loan funds can be deposited. This also helps you get them sooner, since the Crew may not always be available. See above.
Proper ID. If you steal some kid's wallet in order to use a driver's license for a payday advance loan and not be responsible for paying it back, don't try it. This is a clean operation. Just steal the kid's cash and give him back the license.
A bad attitude. You must display a generally disgruntled nature, along with a deep-seeded resentment of the establishment, in order for the Crew to respect you and want to help out.

There you have it. If you've got what it takes, and want to take advantage of our offers, come and get some free money. We look forward to meeting you.